G: "Mommy I have been wondering how Santa got my table through the chimney."
M: "Did you figure it out"
G: "I thought he unscrewed it on the roof, see those screws on the wood? And the pushed it through the chimney. And used a secret quiet screwdriver to put it together."
M: "That makes sense"
G: "But I would have heard the screwdriver. And SuziQ and Sadie would have barked. It doesn't make sense."
M: "hum......"
G: "Mommy, something about Santa putting big toys in the chimney doesn't make sense."
M: "You want some girl scout cookies????"
G: "YES!!!"
I don't think we will make it through this Christmas without some serious interrogation. sad sad face :-(
